Unicorncoitus
lotr meme → 6/8 quotes

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

phene-thyla-mine:

Wait for it…

phene-thyla-mine:

Wait for it…

So what if I’m wandless? I’ll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT.
James Potter’s last words probably (via its-a-punundrum)
Pointless gifs of Aragorn looking pretty because of reasons.

Harry Potter + Wands (x), (x).